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TheAutocrat
"Each man's hell is in a different place Mine is just up and behind my ruined face." - Charles Bukowski

Age 35, Male

I don't know.

gville, SC

Joined on 9/5/06

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Posted by TheAutocrat - August 9th, 2010


I lost it. I completely forgot about animating anything because I lost motivation. And now, I'm even writing this to myself.

I'm sorry...

Motivation


Posted by TheAutocrat - May 7th, 2010


So... what's with so many Newgrounds users being attracted to "sexy" alligators and sexually posed foxes who look similar to humans?

It's kinda creepy. I mean, if a girl had furry tits, I'd think twice about the sex appeal in that.

Plus the tail would get in the way.

I mean, c'mon people. What the fuck is in your head?

Must be something in the water.


Posted by TheAutocrat - April 2nd, 2010


So i logged in today, saw I had an inbox message and was psyched to see what it was.

"hola!

I waz browsin over the site, & i stumbled upon your profile. You give me the impression that you're a pretty remarkable hombre, but im rather new here, & don't know where to go on this site. Can't they have a chat thing here?? i hate writing to people, and potentially not getting an answer! Well, if you want to talkin' with me, you can find me over at date-o-pile.com?id=3590&profile=sugars eahorse , my name there is sugarseahorse.

So, ya, hope to meet up with you there. always lookin' to meet more ppl.
Janice Edwards"

That was the shit I got from some "user" named angela66gv.

Why? This isn't myspace.


Posted by TheAutocrat - February 20th, 2010


Just in case the guys over the NDC didnt get my info from my post, I'll post it here. They wont have to go through the pages of the thread.

1. South Carolina (blegh, but Blackbeard the Pirate hung out here.)
2. 21
3. I'm a huge tom Waits fan. That counts?


Posted by TheAutocrat - February 4th, 2010


Now another place exists where I can dump my writing and let other people dump on it with their opinions!

Yay new Forums


Posted by TheAutocrat - December 7th, 2009


Oh that's just Super Duper.
Been pulled over by a Virginia State Trooper.
said, "TRadar detectors are illegal in the commonwealth of Virginia."
I said "Well I betcha cloaking devices are illegal too. Good Bye!"


Posted by TheAutocrat - November 20th, 2009


Anyone want a dog?


Posted by TheAutocrat - November 9th, 2009


Anyone have a cigar?

I need some wine too.

Play me some Tom Waits...


Posted by TheAutocrat - October 5th, 2009


Something stupid is in the making.
Something stupid...stupid.


Posted by TheAutocrat - September 27th, 2009


Can't wait to see the movie...

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