So i logged in today, saw I had an inbox message and was psyched to see what it was.

"hola!

I waz browsin over the site, & i stumbled upon your profile. You give me the impression that you're a pretty remarkable hombre, but im rather new here, & don't know where to go on this site. Can't they have a chat thing here?? i hate writing to people, and potentially not getting an answer! Well, if you want to talkin' with me, you can find me over at date-o-pile.com?id=3590&profile=sugars eahorse , my name there is sugarseahorse.

So, ya, hope to meet up with you there. always lookin' to meet more ppl.
Janice Edwards"

That was the shit I got from some "user" named angela66gv.

Why? This isn't myspace.